Experience:Cannabis (Smoked) - Memes at School

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Age:18

Sex:M

Height: 195.58 cm/ 77 in

Weight: 122 kg / 270 lbs

Date: 09/2021

Location: United States / California

This would be my first experience report on cannabis, but not my first time using cannabis. It is about a time I was high at school, browsing memes in class. I have minimal experience with drugs, occasionally messing around with DXM, LSD, Datura, DPH, and other hallucinogens. I also enjoy nicotine and alcohol.

After smoking, I coughed a little, a bit more than usual, but it wasn't the worst. I feel an instant funny sense, as I start to giggle.

I start to look at r/bertstrips, while I am in history class, and it is taking a lot of willpower not to burst out laughing. Everything is absolutely hilarious and I am thoroughly enjoying this dizzy, head high that it is giving me. I try not to laugh, but it seems as if the look i had on my face, and that inner voice begging me not to laugh, was the funniest thing in the world. The sheer raw humor of the r/bertstrips memes also add more enjoyment to the experience. Music is amazing, and I find that I can make great roasts and comebacks while I'm stoned. My stomach hurts from the deep, suppressed belly laughs, but it is all good vibes, and all smiles for me. I plan to go and raid the vending machine, after class, because I'm craving something nice and unhealthy. I look at my friend, who is also stoned, and we make stupid faces at each other from across the room.

I find with cannabis, I enjoy the later stages of the experience, the more relaxed, hungry, and happy feeling you get after the initial head rush and other negative effects (ie. anxiety, paranoia.) are gone. I feel like I can walk around and enjoy the breeze, as it's a relatively nice day outside, compared to the recent weather we've experienced in California. I'm excited for the football game we have today, and I can't wait to spend time with friends! Pretty much every feeling I've had is somewhat related to happiness.

I couldn't care less about relationship troubles! I don't mind, really, that my ex hates me, and is with someone else! All that matters at this moment, is how I'm feeling, the memes that make me giggle with glee, and how good life is at this moment. I am glad that I am still able to feel this good, after the recent string of unfortunate events. Somehow, this experience transcended deeper than just giggling at silly memes. It has become a reminder. A reminder that life is good, that I am making good things happen. You just have to see it.

My grandfather once said, "Your dreams will manifest themselves into reality, you just have to spot them when they appear."