User:Corticosteroid/Dogs Smoke Bud! (My friend's stuff)

WARNING: Some of this is extremely offensive, random shit. You might be seriously angered by reading this, although it does not represent the thoughts of the writers. If you understand this, enjoy and read on.

december 2017

december 16. did u know a couple months ago on duh news dogs smoke cigarettes and mary-jew-wanna

that's cause those fucken dogs are so fucken cool (high) and they think they can piss in my lawn and drink out of my crapper. and then when we want to just throw our snowballs, we need to throw the piss-stained ones at the homeless children and my fatass neighbors who scream out curses that pass through their cancer-ridden, cigarette-stained, doubling-as-cock-container throats. for fuck's sake. fuck those animal mutant wolf cock eaters. they can go eat ajit pai's indian weiner for free and not have to fuck with my shit.

this is a protest for any veterinarian who doesn't give a shit about dogs and tells single mothers to dose 150 times the drug to kill the mutant mutt asshats, just like i do.

end of rant, you all can smoke DMT through your dogs' pissholes.

12/16/17: portuguese practice. me.

Luiz: Oi, João. Como vai?

João: Estou bem, Luiz. Obrigado por perguntar. Você?

Luiz: Eh, eu estou mais ou menos.

João: Porque?

Luiz: Eu fiz não bom no meu exames.

João: Você falhou?

Luiz: Sim, mas tenho um trabalho em um restaurante.

João: Que bom. É bacana para ver você de novo.

Luiz: Não é? Eu vou sair agora, tchau, mano!

João: Tchau, Luiz!

january 2018

january 28.

cats are being drugged.

cats are being drugged. every day. after the vet. the vet. is retarded.

we were watching some videos and there were some cats that looked like they were drugged. we asked them if they were on something.

first, I said, "are you on mary-jew-wanna?"

and it said, "[fʌk ju]"

eu estava muito estrassado, tão isso não deu ajuda

pera, pera, why am i speaking portuguese?

anyway, the cats are being drugged with mary-jew-wanna

and gosta de ler? gosto de ler. você lê bons livros?

end of document 1

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parrots are (not) being drugged

♪red solo fuck♪

♪let's use a condoooooom♪

♪let's use a condoooooom♪

♪oh shit it broke♪

♪and we'll be too♪

♪let's kill the baaaabyyy♪

♪let's kill the baaabyyyyy♪

♪kill me too♪

wait i'm supposed to be talking about parrots? sorry. i couldn't stop thinking about my life.

parrots aren't being drugged. cats are. let's find out about dogs, which i hate.

end of document deux

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dogs are being drugged and we knew about it this whole time but they like it

sorry for the long title. i can't stop thinking about my baby. i had to kill little jewssica. or else it would've grown up as a fucking tranny, god forbid. little black sambo isn't racist, it's just a realistic artist's portfolio. when the tigers got melted into butter, it proved that the jiggies have witchcraft. oh, shit, i'm not supposed to say that. anyway.

cachorros estão sendo com drogas

fuck, i mean, drugs are being applied to dogs.

evil druks like marijewuana and cigarros.

que mal.

also, i'm on some myself....

i can't read the label and it tastes like sperm.

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sil....

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enodocumentreois

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okay...acorn tay soo..

flak

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这是Moore女

Moore女士美国人。Aiden也是美国人。我也是。

Why is this in Chinese?

oh god.

well, anyway

i am now

going

to

do this

ahora me voy a hacer esto

ahora me voy a matarte

oh god help me

dude i need a 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKjbw-ZF4T4

STOP IT OH MY GO

• • • CONTINGENCY***

ON THIS DAY OF 9/25/2099, THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS FALLEN TO HER ENEMY.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE DID I

oh it was all a dream

啊啊啊啊啊啊

oh god NO IT WASNT

june 2019

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morse code was invented by a black man named Mamuel Sorse in 1488. he fucked hitler every day and gave him a hardon by humming "HEIL HITLER" in morse code onto hitler's crusty kraut asshole while eva watched.

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